Friday, April 9, 2010

I Just Wonder

why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting dead?

why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is not enough money?

why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?

why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?

why doesn't tarzan have a beard?

why does superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?

if people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?

why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use, the bubbles are always white?

is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?

why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?

why do we fall asleep instantly when someone starts touching our hair?

when we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a shopping cart then apologizes for doing so, why do we say "it's all right?" well, it isn't all right, so why don't we say, "that really hurt, why don't you watch where you're going?"

why is it that the person you don't like is the one that's more interested in talking to you?

the statistics on sanity is that one out of every four persons are suffering from some sort of mental illness. think of your three best friends, if they're ok then it's YOU.

..why oh, why..

Sunday, April 4, 2010

A Kid Devastated When Told He's Not A Single Lady

ok, i know some may be really thrilled by the song single ladies by Beyonce. but this kid, is whack. i stumbled upon this video and man, i just can't hold a breath from laughing. i was dead. here, better see it yourself. enjoy!

you can be a single lady if you want ok? Lol..