Dont Shout!

so while enjoying my coffee this morning, i was browsing through my dashboard and totally forgot about these random videos that i got to stack up on my drafts. well, I've always had a thing in hoarding tho i think mine is still benign. i tried to watch them, last thing i knew i was cracking up real hard. they made my day. i hope yours too. here's some of them.



anger management for Germans please. lol

what if all animals are round? epic.

and my favorite, best cop ever! Real or fake you know this is hella funny!

How Girls Act When They Drop Something

11 Awesomely Incorrect Test Answers From Kids

..jeszieBoy
..this just set my mood. im ready to hit the sack!

So, This Is What Happened

It was new year's eve, while at the grocery i stumbled upon this pretty lady with wide oval eyes

i messed up. the world hates me.

..jeszieBoy

..Happy New Year!

A Kid Devastated When Told He's Not A Single Lady

ok, i know some may be really thrilled by the song single ladies by Beyonce. but this kid, is whack. i stumbled upon this video and man, i just can't hold a breath from laughing. i was dead. here, better see it yourself. enjoy!



jeszieBoy..
you can be a single lady if you want ok? Lol..

10 Masturbatory Situations

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me is know talk english!

alotta people nowadays are evidently gettin' more and more mindful with the way they look, the way other people would look at them and that sorta thing. many dermatology and cosmetic surgery clinics have suddenly apparated out of nowhere and boomed just like that. clients spend thousands of money doing stuff on their body like inserting some metal tube over the part where adipose tissues are freakin' abundant. and then they suck them out of their body, and get that perfect shape they have long been wanting after eating like a gluttonous king since christmas and new year.

but hey, this entry is not really about them, but yea, somehow connected. well because you know, I perfectly and truly understand why some people do that. of course, they wanna look stunningly beautiful, goddam sexy, effin' hot. hmm. what else? I ran out of words. Lol. but isn't not being beautiful is not just physical. i mean it's a total package. it also has to be emotional, spiritual, intellectual and all that. now that's beautiful and hawt!

anyways, speaking of intellectual, you guys heard me right. oh, i mean you guys READ IT RIGHT. we also have to work on our brain. we gotta find some ways to get it going man. we don't want our brain rot without even using a portion of it. did you know that the 100% function of our brain hasn't discovered yet? if I'm not mistaken, that's what my professor in psychology back in first yr told me. we're only using about 30% or 40% function of it. hey, I'm not sure with the numbers ok? I've always been unsure when it comes to numbers ya know.

now, if you can't think of anything that will make your brain on the go, I have something for you. this is some kinda brain exercise but you don't need to answer so much awful questions. all you gotta do is read it. and to the best of your ability, try to understand and feel each and every line. and if you get to understand the article, CONGRATULATIONS!

click on the image to enlarge

..jeszieBoy
..I go away now. my head is pain. I can't breathing!

Gayness Galore

warning: what you are about to read is sooo freakin' gay.

"every man has his gayness in him."

that's what a friend of mine told me yesterday when we were talking on the phone as she was story telling me about his boyfriend who just recently came out to her. and she was just so brokenhearted. she couldn't believe that she fell in love with a freakin' gay man. Lol. and I say it was not her fault. she never knew. until that very day.Lol. guess he had to do it for his boyfriend. haha.

but what she said made me think a bit. which i don't really usually do you know. every man has his gayness in him. does this include my dad? my brother? YOUR BOYFRIEND? ME? oh well, i guess yea. every man. no exception. but please, don't get me wrong. when i say gayness, i don't mean homosexual tendencies. what i mean is any personality that could mostly be found in gay people. try not to be so defensive man.

so yeah. i got gayness in me. isn't that cool? no. not at all. but what can i do? it was part of my personality. i was born with that gayness in my genes which i inherited from my aunt who just recently told me that we have the same personality. so what is this gayness that i'm talking about? well here we go.Lol.

no one really knows that i'm like this, except my best buddy. he was the only one who caught me watching that animated movie cars and actually crying. can you just imagine that? who could be teary eyed watching an animated movie that is so like babyish? oh well that's me. so gay i know. another movie that i couldn't help but just go to the bathroom and cry was ratatouille. hey! i didn't say something like crying makes a man gay. it's not. as long as no one sees him.Lol.

oh yes. I'm a freakin' crybaby. co'z im a hackin' sentimental. and i just hate it. you know. even a single touch of drama in an entirely comedy film is just enough to make me cry like a baby. and know what, there was this one time, i was inside FX goin' home from school, parting time by rockstar was the bg music, and jeez. i just couldn't help it. memories from my past rushed back to me just like that. and next thing i know, tears fell down on face. good thing people inside didn't see me. it was just really awkward but i couldn't help it.

but what's really infuriating here is that i cant freakin' watch anything with someone else. it's just hard to suppress the feelings you know. the last movie that made me really sob was transformers. i watched this in trinoma with two of my boyfriends and man, they were hard laughing at me after the movie. it's not that they saw me crying but man, sniffing is just hard to resist you know. Santino. you guys know him? oh I'm sure you do. I just hate that kid. he always makes me cry. that's why i don't watch him anymore especially when my parents are around!

oh gosh. i just screwed one of my secrets again. oh well that's fine i like sharing anything about me to everyone anyways. so how about you man? what is that gayness thingy in you? Lol.


..jeszieBoy
..c'mon man, tell me. haha.Lol.

Spongebob dies in the metro

early this afternoon i received an email from a loooong lost friend. I was of course elated that after so many years, this piece of a-hole still managed to get in touch with me. I got his ID and added him on ym and there we continued to chit chat just about random stuff about us. we haven't seen each other for like 2 yrs now. and yea, i freakin' miss this dickhead. he was my best buddy back then. he was my partner in crime. too bad he's now in states and it'll take 2 more yrs i guess to see him again when i get there.lol.

he sent me a picture that made me laugh so hard until i just couldn't breathe at all. well it was not the picture that was really funny, but it was the caption that was so hilarious.

SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS IS DEAD!

poor spongebob. look at him. he's just so dry due to so much lack of water. and so traumatized because of heat. and the people around might have aggravated his already deteriorated condition.haha. btw, what the heck is spongebob doing here in the metro?Lol.

..jeszieBoy
..i still love him anyways.Lol.

chinese spongebob

"who lives in a pineapple under the sea?"

SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!

if you are fond of watching this show and an avid fan of spongebob squarepants, you probably have already memorized this exerpt of that world renowned infamous opening song. haha. and more or less, you have been singing this song your whole life even up to now that you're grown up. lol, kiddin'

who doesn't know spongebob anyways? i mean, he's been like an effigy of fun, play and all to the kids and to the kids at heart like me.lol. that square sea sponge guy belonged to the eukaryotes, under kingdom animalia, and phylum porifera (hey, i can still remember my biology!lol). but look more like a kitchen sponge. he 's just so adorable and something in him really makes kids hooked and make him as their favourite cartoon character for this new generation.

This second longest-running Nicktoon, next to the Rugrats was created by Stephen Hillenburg an artist, animator and a former marine biologist. The series is set in the Pacific Ocean in the fictitious city of Bikini Bottom and on the surrounding lagoon floor. Among the lead characters are; Spongebob Squarepants himself, Patrick Star, Squidward Tentacles, Mr. Krabs, Plankton, Sandy Cheeks and Gary the snail.

if you think you have seen the best of this show, coz it obviously got so much wit in it, well think again. recently i was browsing some videos over youtube, and i come up with this particular video of spongebob. for a second i though it was really one of the episodes of spongebob, but it turned out to be just a spoof-like thingy of the show. it was hella funny, but really interesting.

..jeszieBoy
..no offense to our chinese kapatids! but this is really funny! lol. :]]

HINDI LAHAT!

when i entered college, i discovered so many things about my self. marami pa pala akong hindi nalalaman sa sarili ko. marami akong natuklasan na hindi ko alam nung high school o nung elementary. isa na rito ay ang pagiging adik. adik sa mga damit. nagsimula akong mahilig sa damit nung 2nd yr 1st sem. hindi ko malilimutan yon.

madalas akong dumaan ng SM pagkatapos ng klase. tapos tingin ng damit. pag may nagustuhan, siguradong babalikan ko kinabukasan. hanggang sa dumating yung panahon na hindi na maipagpabukas. kailangan bilhin na kagad sa araw ding yon. pag wala akong dalang pera, manghihram sa kaklase, mabili lang. lalo na kung sila mismo ang nagsabing bagay sa akin. kahit sa tingin ko ay hindi. basta sila ang nagsabi, kelangan kong mabili iyon. damit, pantalon, shorts, jacket, cap, hikaw, singsing, kwitas, bracelet, kahit anu na pamporma, dyan ako nahilig.

karamihan sa mga binibili ko branded. pero hindi nmn ibig sabihin, hindi ako bumibili ng pekpek. bumibili din ako. tuwing pasko. sa mga tyiangge. madami kasing magagandang design. mahilig ako sa mga damit na may design na agaw pansin sa mga tao. kabastusan, katatawanan, kahit anu pa. basta siguradong mapapasunod ng tingin ang mga tao habang naglalakad ako. yan ang mga madalas kong bilhin.

nung nakaraang pasko, may nabili akong t shirt sa isang tiyangge malapit sa school. natuwa ako masyado sa design. kaya binili ko. habang binabasa mo ang nakasulat, siguradong gagana ang utak mo. you will be intellectually stimulated kung baga. bahala ka na kung anung maiisip mo habang binabasa mo ito. walng limitasyon dito. kung hanggan saan ang kayang marating ng malikot mong pagiisip , sige lang.

HINDI LAHAT

hindi lahat ng kinakalabit, gitara.

hindi lahat ng fini-finger, piano.

hindi lahat ng binobomba, poso.

hindi lahat ng binabayo, bigas.

hindi lahat ng inaararo, bukid.

hindi lahat ng kinakabayo, aso.(?)

hindi lahat ng pinapasukan, eskwelahan.

hindi lahat ng nilalabasan, exit.

hindi lahat ng sinusubo, kanin.

hindi lahat ng pinapapak, ulam.

hindi lahat ng hiyas, perlas.

hindi lahat ng matigas, bato.

hindi lahat ng batuta, pamalo.

hindi lahat ng hiwa, sugat.

hindi lahat ng dumudugo, sugat.

hindi lahat ng hopia, flat.

hindi lahat ng butas, sa ilong.

hindi lahat ng buhok, sa ilong.

hindi lahat ng nag-aattention, sundalo.

hindi lahat ng may ugat, puno.

hindi lahat ng pinipisil, pisngi.

hindi lahat ng pisngi, sa mukha.

hindi lahat ng bibig, may ngipin.

pero lahat ng may bigote, bibig.
hindi lahat ng tumatayo, may paa.

pero lahat ng may ulo, tumatayo.

hindi lahat ng bola, tumatalbog.

pero lahat ng itlog, binabate.

hindi lahat ng binibiyak ay niyog.

pero lahat ng mani, binibiyak.

..jeszieBoy

..hanngang ngayon, tumatawa pa rn ako tuwing binabasa ito. :]]

WHAT GIRLS LOVE TO TALK ABOUT BOYS

naisip yo na ba mga tsong kung ano tungkol satin ang pinaguusapan ng mga babae? naisip ko na yun minsan. ung makikita mo silang nakatingin sau. tapos magbubulungan, tapos magbubungisngisan. hindi mo alam kung naga-guwapuhan sau, o sadyang nantitrip lang. o baka naman may kulangot ka lang na nakadungaw sa ilong mo kaya sila nagtatawanan. pero kung anu pa man ang dahilan, pasalamat ka na lang at napaguusapan ka!

oo marami tungkol sa ating mga lalaki ang pinaguusapan ng mga babae. pero hindi ko akalain na pinaguusapan din nila ang mga bagay madalas din nating pagusapan tungkol sa kanila. nawindang talaga ako ng marinig ko ang mga yun. hindi ko talaga akalain. hindi sa nakikinig ako. hindi lang talga maiwasang marinig ang mga linyang iyon.

last week lang to actually, PE namin nun. Practical namin, basketball. letter A ang surname ko. kaya tapos na ko. nakaupo na lang ako habang nanunuod sa mga iba pang nag papractical. may tatlong babae nasa harap ko, naguusap sila habang nanunuod din sa ibang nagpa practical. hindi yata nila alam na napapalakas ang mga boses nila. at lalong hindi yata nila alam na may lalaki na nasa likod nila.

girl1: tinganan mu mare ung sa kanya ang laki o. nakayuko. umbok na umbok! (sabay halakhak!)
girl2: haha! anlaki pala ng etits nyan. tatahi tahimik lang pero may tinatago pala!

girl 3: ay abangan nyo ung kay david, malaki kaya un? (sabay halkhak!)

girl2: ganun ba tlga un mare pag malamig? umuumbok?
girl1: malay ko. siguro. anlalaki ng etits nila ngaun eh. haha!

girl3: baka dahil naka jogging pants.

napansin yata nila na may tao sa likod nila kaya hininaan na boses nila. wala na tuloy akong narinig. sayang. naalala ko tuloy ung isa pang pangyayari nung bagong pasok ako sa school bilang isang college. nakaupo ako habang naghihintay ng next subject ko. may katabi akong dalawang babae. mayamaya may dumating na isa. todo kwentuhan sila. hindi ko nmn sila pinapansin dahil nirerebyu ko nun ung lesson ko. may quiz kasi sa next subject ko. pero nung napunta ung usapan nila sa sex, nawala na ko sa konsentrasyo ko.

girl1: o ano, may nangyari na ba sa inyo?

girl2: huy anu ka ba! wala pa no!

girl3: asus. kunwari pa. ayaw pang aminin.

girl2: wala pa nga! natatakot pa tlga ako eh.

girl3: anu ka ba. bat ka nmn matatakot magcocondom naman eh.

girl2: kahit na. masakit kaya.

girl3: sa una lang siyempre. pero masasarapan ka din.

girl1: gusto mu isubo mu nalang.haha!

girl2: yuck! ang baboy mu tlga!

girl 1: anu ka ba, ganun talga!

girl2: eh panu pag nilabasan? edi makakain mu?

girl3: uu nga, kinakain nga daw un eh.

girl1: gaga! kung ayaw mu di wag mung kainin! pero nakakataba daw un eh.

bigla na akong umalis. masarap makinig sa mga ganung usapan ng mga babae. pero hindi pag magisa ka lang. ang pakiramdam eh para kang isang outcast. kaya umalis na ko.

"ang baboy nyo! ayan umalis tuloy si kuya."

yun ang huli kong narinig sa sa kanila. habang naglalakad ako. kung me kasama lang sana akong nakikinig sa kanila. haha. hindi ko akalain na naguusap din pala ang mga babae tungkol sa mga ganitong bagay. hindi ko alam kung matutuwa ako o ano. pero muka namang exciting!

..jeszieBoy

..mga babae tlga! tsk3.. :]

How on Heaven's Grace will I spend this?

Sabi sa movie na napanuod ko which I happened to forgot na;

"Money makes the world go round and round, and round and round.


But my professor in Economics, na si ma'am Majoy Tupaz in Our Lady of Fatima University QC Campus said that;

"MONEY IS THE ROOT OF ALL EVIL!"

hindi ko naman makuha yung mga pinagsasabi nila.. not because I'm a dim-witted or something.. but maybe becuase i just didn't care at all. kasi ako as long as i have money, solved na ko. and it's not hard namn for me to get one. :]]


but when my Mom forwarded me a message in my e-mail, that' s the time I realized.. uo nga no? papano ba nmn kasi..aren't you gonna realize that too.. if you have these lots of money?


diba, diba? haha. sige nga. let's see kung di ka masiraan ng bait kung san mu gagastusin yan. :]]

tnx to my mom for this picture! :]



..jeszieBoy
..I still want those money! :]]

my BIG! and LOOONG! and ATTRACTIVE FEET!

One of my chat mates in FS asked my number. Last week i think, if I'm not mistaken.. Not feeling like a star or something, I gave it to him. He wanted a text mate daw. I'm open naman to everybody. I try my very best to reply to them as long as i have load. pero kung wala, eh pasenxa. Sorry lang. haha. if they want, they can give me load. haha! :)) so there. he was texting me. and it so happened that i was unli that time, so i was replying to his text msgs. just usual praises from people like "u know u're cute!" and I would just say "oh thank you sa pambobola." haha, and i'm sooo used to those pambobolas! haha. lagi naman eh! (yabang no? wahaha! :]])

but something really got my nerves, when he asked me that he wanted to see my feet! and i was like, "WTF?" and i asked him if what did he mean. he said that he really wanted to see my feet. how it's like, how it's built, how they were. and seriously folks when i told him that if he was out of his mind asking that favor, he was like, begging at the top of whatever was on his mind. and i asked him "what for?" he just said

"nothin' i just wanna see them plsss? can you show it to me? can u take pictures of 'em and post them on ur blog? pls I'm begging. i just wanna see them."

and I was like, "what the heck is wrong with this man?"

but i had an idea. since he's asking for it, might as well give it. I thought it would be a great topic on my site. so i took pictures of my feet. my I-think-so-attractive feet! :)) for that guy. whom i really don't know why he's asking for it. haha! there's the pictures! magsawa ka! haha!

DO YOU GUYS THINK HE'S OUT OF HIS MIND? OR WAS IT SIMPLY JUST BECAUSE IT'S HIS FETISH OR SOMETHING? HAHA! THIS REALLY MADE ME LAUGH AND THINK THAT PEOPLE ARE SOOO WEIRD! :))

..jeszieBoy

..iam so damn proud now of my feet! :]]