Tuesday, January 27, 2009

un-AUSSIE way of cleansing his ASS!

listening to my favourite radio show is just one of my morning habits during my weekends. and as usual, early this morning, as i woke up, i turned on the radio, and was listening to good times with mo. and they were talking about this news that mo twister had read online, wherein a Filipino worker had been sacked over toilet habits. The 43-year-old machine operator was working for TEI Bohle on a working visa from the Philippines and used water to clean himself instead of toilet paper.

according to Bernabe, he was going to the toilet with a bottle of water, when his foreman saw him, and told him that he couldn't bring that bottle of water in there. he asked 'why not', and his foreman told him that 'it's not good.' Bernabe told him that it's his personal hygiene and it's his way of cleaning his ass. he's not breaking any law, so why couldn't he do that. his foreman told him that he'd report it to the manager. the next morning, he told Bernabe that the manager wanted to talk to him. bernabe explained what happened, and was told by the manager that if he didn't follow the AUSTRALIAN WAY of doing his toiletry visits he'd be terminated immediately. 'Better be terminated sir.'- bernabe quoted.

but what's really interesting here was when mo got the company's phone number and tried to call 'em. there was this I think a customer service representative, answered the phone.. Mo told her that he's calling from a radio show in the Philippines and was asking her about the incident but she told mo that he could just give his email address and they'd be sending their official statement. Mo, silly as he's always been, asked the CSR if it was really their way of cleaning their behind, not using water but toilet paper, but the CSR just repeated her statement and suddenly hung up the phone. that was hilarious.

goin' back, i really think that what they did was invasion of privacy and incursion of one's own belief and culture. yea, given that he's in a foreign land, not his native, but he's there to work, and it's no longer part of the contract he signed that they could wreck this kinds of issues.

ahh, these people give me a complete headache. haha. to all the Filipinos in Australia! better be sure! use toilet paper! just toilet paper! haha.

..jeszieBoy
..water is way better than toilet paper!

Sunday, January 25, 2009

be AN defensive driver?!

pagkatapos ng klase ko kahapon, naisip kong pumunta ng SM. wala lang. mag aliw aliw lang. malapit lang nmn. nilakad ko na lang. Para na rin mabawasan ang taba ko sa katawan. mukang tumataba na nmn eh. hirap tlga pag masasarap na pagkain lagi nakahain sau. nung nasa tapat na ako ng SM, patawid na sana ako, napalingun ako sa likod ko. nakita ko tong MEGA DRIVING SCHOOL.

kahit na marunong na ako mag maneho, gusto ko pa rin mag enroll sa isang driving school. ayoko nman kasi maging mangmang sa mga traffic rules. tama na yung isang beses akong nahuli. ayoko magpakain ng magpakain ng mga buwaya sa kalsada. erpat ko lang nmn kasi nagturo sakin. at hindi nman kami nag didiscuss o nagku quiz tungkol sa traffic rules.

lumalpit ako sa driving school na yun, mag iinquire sana. napatingin ako sa tarpulin nila. pagkabasa ko, biglang nagbago ang isip ko. ayoko. kung papasok ako sa isang driving school, hindi sa ganitong klase. nagulat tlga ako ng makita ko. Be an defensive driver? wappakk!

habang kinukunan ko ng litrato ung tarpulin nila, nakatingin sakin ung babae sa loob ng office. kinakabahan ako bka sitahin ako. haha.

..jeszieBoy
..I dont want to be AN DEFENSIVE DRIVER! Lols. :]]

Friday, January 23, 2009

WHAT GIRLS LOVE TO TALK ABOUT BOYS

naisip yo na ba mga tsong kung ano tungkol satin ang pinaguusapan ng mga babae? naisip ko na yun minsan. ung makikita mo silang nakatingin sau. tapos magbubulungan, tapos magbubungisngisan. hindi mo alam kung naga-guwapuhan sau, o sadyang nantitrip lang. o baka naman may kulangot ka lang na nakadungaw sa ilong mo kaya sila nagtatawanan. pero kung anu pa man ang dahilan, pasalamat ka na lang at napaguusapan ka!

oo marami tungkol sa ating mga lalaki ang pinaguusapan ng mga babae. pero hindi ko akalain na pinaguusapan din nila ang mga bagay madalas din nating pagusapan tungkol sa kanila. nawindang talaga ako ng marinig ko ang mga yun. hindi ko talaga akalain. hindi sa nakikinig ako. hindi lang talga maiwasang marinig ang mga linyang iyon.
last week lang to actually, PE namin nun. Practical namin, basketball. letter A ang surname ko. kaya tapos na ko. nakaupo na lang ako habang nanunuod sa mga iba pang nag papractical. may tatlong babae nasa harap ko, naguusap sila habang nanunuod din sa ibang nagpa practical. hindi yata nila alam na napapalakas ang mga boses nila. at lalong hindi yata nila alam na may lalaki na nasa likod nila.
girl1: tinganan mu mare ung sa kanya ang laki o. nakayuko. umbok na umbok! (sabay halakhak!)
girl2: haha! anlaki pala ng etits nyan. tatahi tahimik lang pero may tinatago pala!
girl 3: ay abangan nyo ung kay david, malaki kaya un? (sabay halkhak!)
girl2: ganun ba tlga un mare pag malamig? umuumbok?
girl1: malay ko. siguro. anlalaki ng etits nila ngaun eh. haha!
girl3: baka dahil naka jogging pants.

napansin yata nila na may tao sa likod nila kaya hininaan na boses nila. wala na tuloy akong narinig. sayang. naalala ko tuloy ung isa pang pangyayari nung bagong pasok ako sa school bilang isang college. nakaupo ako habang naghihintay ng next subject ko. may katabi akong dalawang babae. mayamaya may dumating na isa. todo kwentuhan sila. hindi ko nmn sila pinapansin dahil nirerebyu ko nun ung lesson ko. may quiz kasi sa next subject ko. pero nung napunta ung usapan nila sa sex, nawala na ko sa konsentrasyo ko.

girl1: o ano, may nangyari na ba sa inyo?
girl2: huy anu ka ba! wala pa no!
girl3: asus. kunwari pa. ayaw pang aminin.
girl2: wala pa nga! natatakot pa tlga ako eh.
girl3: anu ka ba. bat ka nmn matatakot magcocondom naman eh.
girl2: kahit na. masakit kaya.
girl3: sa una lang siyempre. pero masasarapan ka din.
girl1: gusto mu isubo mu nalang.haha!
girl2: yuck! ang baboy mu tlga!
girl 1: anu ka ba, ganun talga!
girl2: eh panu pag nilabasan? edi makakain mu?
girl3: uu nga, kinakain nga daw un eh.
girl1: gaga! kung ayaw mu di wag mung kainin! pero nakakataba daw un eh.

bigla na akong umalis. masarap makinig sa mga ganung usapan ng mga babae. pero hindi pag magisa ka lang. ang pakiramdam eh para kang isang outcast. kaya umalis na ko.

"ang baboy nyo! ayan umalis tuloy si kuya."

yun ang huli kong narinig sa sa kanila. habang naglalakad ako. kung me kasama lang sana akong nakikinig sa kanila. haha. hindi ko akalain na naguusap din pala ang mga babae tungkol sa mga ganitong bagay. hindi ko alam kung matutuwa ako o ano. pero muka namang exciting!

..jeszieBoy
..mga babae tlga! tsk3.. :]

Sunday, January 18, 2009

Doc, Break it to me gently!

(an entry from my former blog)

Babala: ang inyong mababasa ay naglalaman ng masyadong kadramahan!


Being obsessively secretive is part of my personality. However, it was innate. It originated from my childhood days. There were a lot of unpleasant incidents that confronted me, which I think were inappropriate for a child to bear. My family, especially my parents didn’t have a single idea of what has happened to me during those days. I kept them within the vicinity of myself. As a result, being secretive became natural to me.

A few people know the real me. The real jeszie. And these people are my friends for the past 5 yrs. They’re the ones who truly know everything about me. Including this revelation that I’m gonna divulge today through this post. I’ve been keeping this sort of secret for the last 6 yrs. I was just then 12 yrs old when I first realized that my life would never be the same again. I kept it within myself because I was afraid that if people would get to know my situation, they might treat me differently. And I didn’t want that. I tried so hard to stay normal, to keep my life as is. Although my situation was already initiating me the pain. One wrong move and they might get the idea. But today, I’m ready to tell this to all the people. I’m gonna shout to the world what I’ve been going through. And my story starts here.

Kids will always be naughty, impish and hyperactive. Not because they have Attention Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder (ADHD), but because they’re kids. What do you expect? Kids love to explore new things on their own. It’s part of their growing up, where they get to learn a lot of things on their own. All of us went through this stage of human’s life cycle. I’ve been through this stage. And included on this package of this stage, is having different diseases. It’s normal to acquire these diseases if you’re just a kid. Part of your growing up.

During my childhood days, I had asthma. So everytime I got really tired and exhausted, rest assure that seconds later, I’ll be gasping for breath. Then my mom would immediately rush me to the clinic, where i get medications. These were just usual to me and my parents. My dad also had asthma.

One instance during my sixth grade days, my mom brought me to the clinic. I just couldn’t remember what the reason was, it was not something serious though. It was just I think, a fever, I really couldn’t remember. But we didn’t expect that the process would be that time-consuming and tedious. When the doctor was assessing me, I sort of sensed that there’s something that this doctor was not telling me. Especially when she placed her stethoscope over my 5th intercostal rib (w/c I still didn’t know during that time!). After the physical assessment, the doctor talked to my mom, and she told her that I had to undergo certain tests to assure that "thingy" that she wanted to be assured of. So, together with yaya, (my parents were always not available to be with me, co’z they had worked. Very seldom it happens, when my mom goes with me.) I underwent Xray, ECG (electrocardiograph, which i found really creepy!) to cut it off, the doctor told us that it should be the mom who had to be with me when she tries to assess the results. So, my mom absent herself from work, just to hear this horrible news. And as verbalized by the doctor:



“Mommy, based po dito sa result ng ECG ni jessie,
positive po, MAY RHEUMATIC HEART DISEASE PO SIYA.”



Upon hearing those words, a surge of freezing cold sensation struck my thoracic cavity. My heart was pounding so hard. I couldn’t talk, I couldn’t ask, I couldn’t say anything. That time, I barely know anything about this rheumatic heart disease, but one thing I was so sure of, was that, it’s a heart disease. SAKIT SA PUSO! I kept throwing questions to myself. How on earth did I acquire this? What’s gonna happen to me? ain’t I’m too young to have this? Am I gonna die through heart attack?

Now my life would never be the same again. Now I know why sometimes, i would feel excruciating pain on my chest. I have a heart disease No. 1 cause of death in the Philippines. Why me? I’m too young for this. But I couldn’t do anything. Even my parents. I could see dreadfulness emanating from my mom's face.

The news was like a virus, it immediately spread to my relatives in batangas and some in surigao. And whenever we go there, I know, my titas and titos, were talking about me. About my situation. It just pissed me off when they treat me like, I’m already dying.

My doctor told my mom that the medication would be within 5 yrs. If the disease wouldn’t abate, then I’d be terminally ill.

The medication was another thing that I really hate about this disease. Once it’s injected, life to me would be really catastrophic. The pain was like, killing me. it’s injected on my right gluteus maximus, or butt area, (that’s why I got a lot of scars over there.) plus it was direct IV I think, or maybe intramuscular that’s why the pain was really exceptional! Another thing is, after the injection, I couldn’t walk properly for 2-3 days because of the pain. And the medication was every after 28 days. Just imagine that, for 5 yrs! ugh..

But the medication didn’t continue. When my doctor migrated to states, my mom and dad decided to stop it. And I agreed to it because the pain was just tormenting me. We were confident that in time, GOD the Great Healer would take this away from me. I was supposed to stop it on my first yr college. But I ceased taking it during 2ND yr high school. And since then, Frequent Chest pains would strike me. And the pain was really unbearable. It was like someone had just casted one of the unforgivable curses to me, the CRUCIATUS CURSE. It has always been an excruciating pain. And I never told my parents about these attacks. I didn’t want them to worry about me. I kept it to myself. Even to my classmates, and friends especially in college. They didn’t know anything about this. Not until they’ve read this post.

And to all of you, who know me, if you could just remember, those times when I had to postpone our gimmicks and stuff, when I didn’t attend our meetings, gatherings and all, it’s not because of those lies that I’ve told you, but they’re because of this. I was combating myself against the attack. I wanted to come so badly. But I just couldn’t.

Up to now, I would still get attacks (I really call it that way!) but not as frequent as before. My last attack was morning of July 27 2008, upon waking up. After that, I never had another one again. And I believe that I’ll never have again. co’z I know GOD has already healed me. I know I do believe. :]



..jeszieBoy
..my heart is so healthy now! I wish. :]

Sunday, January 11, 2009

KUYA WAG PO!

I seriously don't know how to start this post. I'm not even sure if it's right to post it here. I mean that incident happened to me a few days ago. but because i couldn't think of anything else, i thought of posting it here nalng.

here's the catch..

nagpunta ako sa gateway after nung new yr. wala lang. just to roam around cubao. tabi tabi nmn kasi mall dun. i went to farmers, then to gateway, then to sm, tas sa alimall. then i went back to gateway. todo porma ako nun,. kasi naghahanap ng pwedeng makilalang maganda.. haha, malay mu me makapansin sa konting kaguwapuhan ko.. haha.lols. but i was not serious that time. just merely for the pleasure of meeting someone. and not going beyond that., well, ewan ko lang. haha! tas ayun. naglalakad ako sa gateway, ung lakad ko eh mabagal lang. co'z i really didn't know where to go next. i noticed that someone was walking behind me. then myamya, katabi ko na xang naglalakad. we were of the same height, medyo mas malaki lang ung katawan nya. he was wearing a black shirt with body bag. un lang ung napansin ko. it's not that i was looking at him, makikita mu pa rin nmn un kahit di mu tinitingnan.

naglalakad parin ako. when he said something which i didn't understand. i looked at him and asked;

ako : anu po yun?
siya: sabi ko cute!
ako: ha? sino po?
siya: ikaw!
ako: haha. kuya lokoloko ka ah.
siya: eh cute ka nmn tlga eh.
ako: sus.

i didn't know how to react that time. uu masarap sabihan ka ng isang tao na cute ka. pero ng LALAKI? ok rin siguro. pero alm mong iba ung dating nun eh. this time i started to walk faster. pero sinasabayan nya ung bilis ko. then he said;

siya: san ka pupunta?
ako: uhm, makikipagkita po sa kaibigan ko.
siya: sama ako.
ako: nako inde po pwede. me lakad po kami eh.
siya: san ba kau pupunta?
ako: ewan ko po sa kanya. ah cge po kuya una na po ko ha?

then i darted off to a different direction just to make sure na he won't be following me na. i looked at my back, wala na xa. sa isip ko, "hay bute nmn." akala ko dun na yun matatapos. inde pa pla. kung baga sa mga tv shopping na napapanuod ko, "wait! there's more!"

pumunta ako sa food court ng gateway. nagutom kasi ako bigla. kumaen ako. after non, bumili ako ng relo na panregalo sa kaibigan ko. then after that, i decided to go home na since it's getting late na. i was walking na dun sa bridge that connects gateway and farmers when suddenly, someone thumped me at my back. i immediately tilted my head to see who just did that. and boy, i'm telling you guys, i almost freaked out, when i saw that man again, almost kissing my nape. ANO BANG PROBLEMA NYA? i lowered my head and pushed him away. buti nlng ang daming tao dun, at wala na xang nagawa. he was still following me hanggang sa farmers.

(habang naglalkad ako nito ng mabilis ah.)
siya: san ka na pupunta?
ako: uuwi na po.
siya: kala ko me lakad kayo ng kaibigan mo?
ako: eh nxt tym nlng daw po eh.
siya: ahh, nuod muna tau sine.
ako: ha? eh nako. wag na po. wala rin ako pera.
siya: sige na ako na bahala.

then he instantly laid his right arm over my right shoulder! "p*tang ina. anu ba to?" syempre i was totally aware nmn kung anung gusto nyang mangyre. and HELL! 'EM NOT INTERESTED! and without further ado, inalis ko yung pagkakaakbay nya saken. ewan ko ba, bigla ko nlng nasabi to.

ako: kuya! hinde ako bakla! at lalong hindi ako callboy! kaya wag mu na akong susundan!

then i darted off, walking really fast. my heart was pounding so badly. i could see that people were looking at me, but i didn't care at all. all i wanted that time was to get home, immediately. hanep. ganun pla ung filing. first time ko ma experience un. kala nya makukuha nya ko. haha. muka nya. sine lang?inde ako ganun ka cheap! next time alam ko na gagawin ko! wahaha. joke lang yun mga tsong! tae tlga, grabeng experience un ahh. cge na.

dinner time na. tinatawag na ako ng aking mahal na ina. :]

..jeszieBoy
..muka ba kong bakla o callboy? :]]

Saturday, January 3, 2009

are they like sisters?

kanina, i was watching wowowee. and because it's vacation, i forgot that it's Saturday today. and the reason that i said that is because every Saturday, celebrities get to play in willie of fortune. and it so happened that Rachelle Ann Go was one of the players. so wut's the big deal about that? well nothin' much. upon seeing Rachelle Ann Go lang kasi, just makes me remember one of my exs. she looks just like her kasi. tlga, every time i see Rachelle, parang i always get to see narin nicka, my ex. wala lng. ang laki kasi ng kasalanan ko sa kanya. 'em hoping that she has already forgiven me.



oh ayan tingnan nyo. ng malaman ang sinasabi ko.


See wut 'em talkin' about?hehe.. para silang pinagbiyak ng bunga. namiss ko tuloy tong babaeng to. haha. anyways, here are some of her pics pa. inde na silamaxadong hawig sa mga pics nato eh.





hahay, wag nmn sana xang magalit pag nalamn nyang ginawan ko xa ng post and that i posted her pics here. haha. bahala na! :]] malay mu nmn, hu knows, dito xa makita ng real, destined prince charming nya diba? :]


..jeszieBoy

..pasenxa na nicka ha? hehe. :]

Thursday, January 1, 2009

Greetings from TIPSYBOY!

Sorry I was really tipsy na that time tlgang umiikot na ung paligid ko. I didn't even realize that i was not holding my phone properly! haha! but still i managed to make a video to greet you guys! hehe! i kept on burping there! so excuse me! :]

video

and this was my first morning of 2009! just thought of making a video of me, having my hangover!hehe!


video

hehe so there! it's 6:30pm already and i just woke up again. i immediately sat in front of my PC to post this video to greet all of you a HAPPY BLESSED PROSPEROUS NEW YEAR! sana di pa ko huli! haha! ingaats kau! :]



..jeszieBoy (tipsyBoy)

..uh,HANGOVER! :]]